{"id":7189,"date":"2020-04-01T10:32:56","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T10:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jags4life.com\/?p=7189"},"modified":"2020-04-01T10:32:58","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T10:32:58","slug":"04-01-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jags4life.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/01\/04-01-20\/","title":{"rendered":"04\/01\/20"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Tran man<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seinfeld from New York
What’s the deal with tits?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: They’re fun to look at and\nsqueeze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Observant from Jacksonville
Why did u have sex with the Fedex guy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: He had a nice package. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acidhead from Acidville
HELP! I’M BEING RAPED BY A GIANT GRAPE!

John: Don’t worry; that’s just Shadrick. He’s harmless. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charlie from gayville
Tug me off, will ya?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: Tug you off? What are ya,\nBritish? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chad from Nickelback
Haven’t you heard don’t hit a lady? Kicking your ass would be a pleasure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: Nickelback sucks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oehserbation from Ozone
You raped a blind lady?! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: She didn’t see it\ncoming! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disgusted from Jacksonville
Raping barbie dolls after getting rejected by the pretty ladies. #shadricksighting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: He’s a real loser. 
Disgusted from Jacksonville<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grunting and moaning while banging\nKhan. #caldwellsighting<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: He’s a proud homosexual. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disgusted from Jacksonville
I realize yer a mean old cocksucker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: If I give head, how could I be\nmean? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tranny from Trannyville
Do u ever look at yourself naked in the mirror and pretend you have lady parts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: Every day! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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