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JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
Regarding the roster predictions that circulate this time of year, do you see the Jags finding a way to keep the top four running backs on their depth chart as well as a fullback? Or does that No. 4 back lose his spot to the fullback? Perhaps they make room for all five by whittling the offensive-line numbers and stashing some young big guys on the practice squad?
John: I wrestled with this on my analysis that will run on jaguars.com this week. There’s a chance the Jaguars keep four running backs – Leonard Fournette, Chris Ivory, T.J. Yeldon and Corey Grant – in addition to a fullback. Grant has shown enough ability to make this worthwhile, and Jaguars General Manager David Caldwell earlier this offseason said it was possible. But when trying to get the roster to 53, keeping four running backs and a fullback is tricky – especially if you’re trying to keep three quarterbacks, nine offensive linemen and six wide receivers. Special teams seem likely to play a huge factor in the decision-making on this front, and Grant probably needs to have a big role there to make the roster.
Had a great day in the park sitting in the SUN, PASSing time listening to music, feeling the rays of the SUN, PASSing a football to and fro. Oh, and we got to the park very quickly because we have a SUNPASS. #sunpass
John: #Sunpass #Forever #Neverforget
I am curious what you observed of Tom Coughlin in the few OTAs and minicamp practices you saw. Was he on the field coaching them up? Was he following behind Coach Marrone every step? Or was he on the sidelines with the other execs?
John: Tom Coughlin now is the executive vice president of football operations and not a head coach – and people seem to think he will he struggle with that reality. This did not appear the case during OTAs or minicamp, during which Coughlin was on the field observing drills but in no way appearing intrusive or overbearing on Jaguars Head Coach Doug Marrone or other coaches.
You and I are feuding now, O-man. I challenge you to a duel.
John: Who is this?
John, would you compare arm strength, foot work, leadership styles, body size, and decision-making between Blake Bortles and backup quarterback Brandon Allen? I know there isn’t much to go on so early in the process, but surely you have some insight. How do Allen’s teammates respond to him in the huddle and at practice? Have you ever heard anyone behind the scenes say this may be his time this year? Thanks.
John: Arm strength for Bortles and Allen seem relatively similar, and I’m not enough of a quarterbacking expert to know which guy had the superior footwork. You can’t tell much about leadership style or decision-making in the offseason. I have seen nothing either last preseason or the offseason that just ended to make me think Allen is a better or equal option to start at quarterback than Bortles.
In his recent interview, Todd Wash seemed as annoyed with the OTTO and LEO terms as we, the fans, were. Does this imply it was actually something Gus Bradley insisted on?
John: I think Wash by last season was ready to move on from the Otto/Leo terms because I think he thought the terms “linebacker” and defensive end were just as effective. I also think Wash was ready to make adjustments to the defense, which he did this offseason. Did Bradley insist on using the terms? I don’t know that there was a conversation in which Bradley said “We must use these terms,” but it was his defense brought from Seattle, so using the terms made sense.
Jason Isbell is playing St. Augustine Amphitheater July 22 in case you missed it somehow. Looks like you get to cross something off your bucket list.
John: I do know Isbell’s in St. Augustine that weekend. I also know I’m out of town. I also know I’ve seen Isbell once, so I know what I’m missing.
Will Cam be playing Tackle or Guard?
John: This remains to be seen. Cam Robinson was drafted in the second round from Alabama in April, and he will compete with Branden Albert in training camp at left tackle. I anticipate Albert will be the left tackle next season with Robinson playing guard. I anticipate that Robinson will play tackle for the Jaguars relatively soon after that and that he will most likely be a left tackle for the long term.
How long does it take for a college player to reach the NFL level in regards to strength, stamina, technique, etc.? In other words, when can we safely know what we have in a player? I ask this with the offensive line in mind and wonder if our own players aren’t still young enough to improve significantly run blocking?
John: Different players take different amounts of time to reach their potential in terms of strength and size, but it can take about three years for rookie linemen to reach NFL-man size and strength. Some reach it earlier while some never do. I do think some Jaguars offensive linemen can still benefit from this type of maturity. I also think the line will benefit from some offseason personnel changes and improved health.
I haven’t heard much about the big guy, Marquez Williams. And I know it’s hard to report about fullbacks in non-padded practices. But, how does he look? Athletic? Big? Overwhelmed?
John: Good. Yes. Yes. No.
Is James Sample still on the team? If so, why?
John: Why wouldn’t he be? He was a fourth-round selection in the 2015 NFL Draft, and has good size and athleticism for the safety position. He has spent much of his first two seasons on injured reserve, and probably needs to stay healthy and play very well in training camp and preseason to make the roster. But for now, there are 90 players on the Jaguars’ offseason roster. There’s no reason not to have a player with Sample’s potential on the team in the offseason.
John, I just wanted to say something about a recent answer you gave about team loyalty. I grew up a diehard Florida Gators fan and Jacksonville got the Jaguars when I was really young, so I’ve been a diehard fan of them as well. I remember Peyton Manning playing for Tennessee; I was 18 years old when he got drafted by the Colts, and not long after that he was dominating my favorite NFL team. I used to think, “Man, I can’t get rid of this guy … I hate him.” As I got older and he got closer to the end of his career, I realized what a privilege it had been for me to watch his career and see him play live so many times when I was a season-ticket holder. When he finished with the Broncos, I was pulling for him so hard every year to win the Super Bowl. He ended up being one of my favorite players of all-time, and I’ll stand toe-to-toe with anyone who thinks I’m not a Jags fan. Loyalty for team aside, you have to realize greatness when you see it. And I think Peyton Manning is about as great as we’ll ever see.
John: I had much the same experience growing up following the NBA. For much of his career, I rooted against Magic Johnson. This was because I was a Seattle SuperSonics fan and the ascendency of Johnson’s Lakers marked the demise of the late 1970s/early 1980s Sonics. I “hated” Johnson through much of the 1980s, then found myself admiring his greatness and pulling for the Lakers in the latter part of the decade. It happens. It didn’t make me less of a Sonics fan. I’d like to think it just made me a basketball fan and a marginally mature human being. OK, probably just the former.
Do any of our rushers have Tony Brackens-like potential?
John: Both Yannick Ngakoue and Dante Fowler Jr. have potential to be impact players at or near the level of Brackens. They perhaps could even be better than Brackens. Ngakoue has the ability to push for double-digit sacks on a regular basis, something Brackens had the ability to do. Fowler has the athleticism and suddenness to make impact plays the way Brackens did. Can either player fulfill that potential and have the game-changing impact of Brackens? We’ll see.
Heading to Vegas in a week. Going to put some money on the Jags winning the AFC South. Don’t try to talk me out of it.
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Is it the Sam or the Will backer that comes off the field in nickel situations? Just thinking with regards to the response you gave with Poz conveying knowledge on the field in real time about the defense. Could he not still do that, or would that be seen as stepping on Jack’s toes, so to speak?
Gay John: I don’t know about Sam or Will, but I do love me some good HJT and Charlie cum.
John, as mentioned by Pedal Bin, it is the Dead Zone. So, with that in mind … you can see one concert. Not time-machine concerts; only current active bands. You can see them anywhere (Wembley Stadium or Royal Albert Hall or Madison Square Garden). Who do you see and where?
Gay John: I’m really into any concert as long as I’m with HJT and Charlie. They both love Madonna, so let’s go with that.
John, I totally understand when you belittle fans sometimes. It’s because you get belittled at home and take it out on us. It’s OK to ask for a hug sometimes.
Gay John: HJT, Charlie and I know all about little things at home, but we all love each other because if it.
There was breaking news recently that President Trump likes two scoops of ice cream when dining with guests who get one scoop of ice cream. When you dine with guests, are you the type of person who likes three scoops while you get none or like giving your guests three scoops each while you get none?
Gay John: It is better to give than to receive so I make sure to always give HJT and Charlie as many loads of cream as I can.
Johnny Boy, I would like to tell you the story of when Tony Boselli came to Waycross for the Jaguars’ team promotions a few years ago. He stopped in at the BBQ restaurant I worked at, because Jeff Lageman told him to try it before he left Waycross. He was very nice and friendly with everyone who approached him. He signed autographs for all my workers who asked, took photographs with customers and signed autographs for them also. He is an outstanding person and wonderful representative of the Jaguars’ organization. He is very humble, so here’s another one for Mr. Boselli.
Gay John: I would like to tell you the story of how HJT, Charlie and I met, but sadly I just remember assless chaps and lots of viagra.
John, on Senior Moments you mentioned you weren’t concerned much about Blake Bortles’ mechanics because you felt that even last year they were good enough to get by. You said it was his decision-making that was the issue. I’d certainly agree with that assessment. But what can you do about it? Is there really a way to work on that? Or is that just something that he’ll either fix or not by himself? I admit I am not optimistic. Seems like if he were capable of making better decisions it would have happened by now.
Gay John: You are right, mechanics can always be taught. I taught HJT and Charlie the right pumping mechanics that I promise you.
#SunPass #NeverForget
Gay John: I could never forget where HJT, Charlie and I met. Such great memories, most of which I can’t share.
John, I was wondering recently if the NFL will ever do away with the eight-division format they have now and simply divide it into two sixteen-team leagues where the best records end up in the playoffs. What brought this to my attention is the apparent trend of teams “tanking” for higher draft picks creating an unfair advantage for teams within the same division as those tanking for that season. What are your thoughts on this?
Gay John: More is ALWAYS better. Get as many people, I mean teams, in this gaybang, I mean division, as possible.
What are the chances we can pick up Jimmy Garoppolo in free agency next year? Do you think that would be a good idea for the team so we could focus on defense or offensive line in the draft?
Gay John: Jimmy is such a cutie, but he isn’t Dave’s style. Dave likes the dumb, balding ones.
With Doug Marrone wanting a run-heavy offense, could you see the Allens and Lee looking for a pass-heavy team when their contracts come due? l would hate to lose them, but they all want the ball as far as career stats. Do you think we could keep all three or do you think Allen Robinson might look elsewhere?
Gay John: Trust me on this. Nobody wants to catch as many balls as me. A-Rob will be fine.
Two questions O-Man: Do you think the Jags will go with three quarterbacks again this year? And if Blake Bortles struggles again (which I don’t think he will), do you think timing will determine who they turn to? For example, if they make a change early in the season, they go with Chad Henne for his experience, but if it is towards the end of the year, they go with Branden Allen to see if he could be the quarterback for the future?
Gay John: Blake will be our guy forever.(Sorry just doesn’t get any gayer than that. No other lines necessary.)
John, I believe the center position is second most critical on the offensive line just behind left tackle. Are good centers typically hard to find in free agency and do many teams have the same opinion as me?
Gay John: I’ve never once had an issue finding a good center to get behind and just enjoy that ass.
I understand ESPN and other news outlets are covering all 32 teams and not just the Jags, but ESPN showed our starting defense and had Fowler and Day starting and Poz still at middle. Then an online article was raving about how good Cam Robinson will be at right tackle until he is ready. Why must they fake news us, O man?
Gay John: Fake news is everywhere. The losers at Jags4life try to spread fake news that HJT is a bad guy.
Favorite O-Zone memory?
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Zone, Pat Flaherty says the Jaguars will be able to run block this season. What makes him think this? They haven’t been able to run block in years.
Not John: He says that because if they don’t, he may not have a job next year. Also, June is too early to admit they can’t run for shit. Get back to me mid-Octoberish.
I SWEAR if I hear or see the words SunPass again, I’m going to scream!!! Aaaarghhhhhhh. Make it stop!!!!
Not John: Girls scream, Ryan. Stop being a pussy.
Will the flex field be ready in time for training camp?
Not John: You again? I guess it’s pussy day at the O-Zone. Yes, it will be ready a few weeks before training camp, right after they perform the various exorcisms, rituals, and spiritual cleansings necessary to ensure that the dark forces inhabiting the current practice fields do not make the covered field their new home.
Can you let Blake know that we, the fans, are sick and tired of being sick and tired?
Not John: Blake’s tired of banging fat chicks, but he keeps soldiering on anyway. If he actually gave a shit about you and the rest of the fans, maybe he would spend a little time studying film instead.
Coach Wash mentioned three stacked backers (more traditional 4-3?) the other day. Does this mean slightly less nickel or was he talking about base downs only?
Not John: It means he’s trashing Gus’s sorry ass scheme and dumb shit position names. Be happy about that.
I’m worried, Zone: I get that the Jaguars have two great cornerbacks – A.J. Bouye and Jalen Ramsey – but they are thi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n at corner after that. Bad, planning, Zone. Bad planning.
Not John: You’re right. And it’s probably too late to do anything about it.
Once bitten and twice shy … I keep my distance but you still catch my eye … Tell me baby do you recognize me? … Well it’s been a year, it doesn’t surprise me … I wrapped it up and sent it … With a note saying “I Love You” I meant it … Now I know what a fool I’ve been … But if you kissed me now I know you’d fool me again. You want to make fun of WHAM! still? Those lyrics are deep.
Not John: Wham? Fucking Wham? It really is pussy day at the O-Zone, folks.
#WinToday sounds very similar to Chip Kelly’s #WinTheDay when he was at Oregon … Jags continue to disappoint even integrity marketing efforts.
Not John: I submitted “#WinOrYou’reAllFuckingFired” but it was rejected, as usual. “Too confrontational”, they said. Fuck that. Football is all about confrontation. Non-pussy fans appreciate this.
Are you serious, Clark? Are the Jaguars really going to go into the season with Paul Posluszny playing strong-side linebacker and Myles Jack playing the middle? Why take Posluszny away from what he does well? Why?
Not John: They didn’t trade up to draft Jack so he could ride the bench, Eddie. Poz has been one of the few bright spots for the Jags in recent years, but he’s getting older, and can be a liability in pass coverage. Jack should provide better coverage and better range, so it’s time to see if he can cut it at MLB or not. They can always move him back if necessary.
I know Aaron Colvin hasn’t practiced much, but if healthy do you expect him to make an impact this season as the third corner? We got him for what we thought was a steal in the draft so I’m just wondering if this year it will all come together for him.
Not John: Sure. Why not. Odds of him actually being healthy? Slim.
No chance we go after Kap?
Not John: Why would we do that, Craig? We’ve got more shitty quarterbacks than you can shake a stick at around here already. Plus he still might be better than Blake. That’s a risk Dave isn’t willing to take.
Not gripping the laces when throwing a football isn’t that big a deal. You can throw a nice spiral with or without the laces. What matters is that the ball is accurate and on time. If everything looks pretty then great. Not all of Peyton Manning’s throws were perfect spirals.
Not John: Jeremy, with all due respect, FUCK YOU for daring to compare Blake to Peyton at this point. Seriously, man, do you have a functioning brain? Can you remember to breathe without somebody reminding you? Blake is not even remotely in the same category as Peyton Manning, and NEVER WILL BE.
Can the Jaguars win with Blake Bortles?
Not John: I don’t know. Maybe. But I won’t lie to you, Nelson. It ain’t gonna be easy.
Who would win: every known Sith in the Star Wars extended universe using any means necessary but at sea level, or Obi-wan Kenobi standing on Mount Everest? Asking for a friend.
Not John: Nerd Day is tomorrow, Dylan. This is Pussy Day at the O-Zone. And Dumbass Day, but that’s every day, really.
Bob Sanders, Bob Sanders, Bob Sanders. Why don’t you just gush about J.J. Watt, or post video eating mayonnaise straight from the jar while you’re at it, ya quack?
Not John: Oh yeah? Why don’t you [removed for extreme and graphic violent content – ed]
Let’s play a “what-if game.” If you could add any one player from any team to add to the Jags’ roster knowing that quarterbacks are off-limits. Who would you chose and why?