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JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
Scott from Satsuma, FL:
John, discipline caused us more than a few issues last season. It kept our defense on the field instead of getting off. The offensive discipline issues put more pressure on Blake Bortles to make a play, and that led to forced passes – a.k.a., bad decisions. Discipline caused quite a lot of the Jaguars’ woes last year. Then, there is the lack of faith Bortles had in his protection. Watch the tape: mechanics and lack of trust really affected him mentally – and for a quarterback to take a leap forward, you need both of those. Fix the offensive line and discipline issues.
Dick John: Holy shit. God forbid you expect your QB to make a play. Not every team can have the Cowboys o-line and even if they did Bortles would still suck.
Aaron from Bethlehem, PA:
When is the Jaguars’ first full padded practice in 2017 Training Camp?
Dick John: Saturday July 29th is the beginning stages of Blake’s final year.
Glen from Orange Park, FL:
Who was the better coach/quarterback combo: Joe Gibbs/Joe Theismann or Tom Landry/Roger Staubach?
Dick John: My answer is only ever allowed to be Bradley/Bortles.
Mike from Jacksonville:
John, I think it is time for you stop with the Cowboy hate and allow Ed “Too Tall” Jones and Harvey Martin into the Hall of Fame. And while you’re at it, you can also let L.C. Greenwood in for sacking Staubach a Super Bowl-record times in 1976. It’s a travesty these guys aren’t in the HOF.
Dick John: The real travesty is that I have to read stupid questions from little shits like you every day.
Doug from Jacksonville:
O-man, you said you missed Jacksonville when you went to Indy: Family, friends, weather, etc. … sure. What about favorite places to eat? Were there places you hit soon as you got back? Places you couldn’t wait to go to again?
Dick John: What are your favorite places to eat? Let me know so that I know to never go there.
Jensen from Nacodogches, TX:
O, I am about to have 12 days of freedom roaming the French countryside. If you were able to have an opportunity to do the same, what destination and activity would you look forward to the most?
Dick John: I hope Napoleon pops out of the grave and sticks you in the ass with his little sword.
Paul from Jacksonville:
With all respect to Zach from Ocala, I hope camp and preseason will go well enough that the Jaguars’ defense will be well-prepared for the Texans without regard for the identity of the opposing quarterback.
Dick John: I’m not worried about the other teams QB, I’m more worried about our fucking QB.
Dylan from Tulsa, OK:
Do you think we ever called Seattle when they were flirting with a Richard Sherman trade? I mean we had the capital to trade for him in good young receivers and maybe a runner as well as draft picks at the time.
Dick John: If we didn’t sign Norman, we sure as hell wouldn’t trade for Sherman.
Roger from White House, FL:
John, as far as Jalen Ramsey only having two interceptions and not being able to catch the ball, didn’t Darrell Green only have 50 to end a 20 year career?
Dick John: Yep. We really are starting the Ramsey HOF talk already. Lovely.
Neil from Gloucester, UK:
Dear Mr. Oehser. Blimey, this Dead Zone is doing my head in! When is something going to happen?! I have come to greatly respect your opinion on football matters. Who is the best cornerback you ever saw? Darrell Green for me. Thank you.
Dick John: I highly doubt that the dead zone is the cause of your head issues. Also, thank you for kissing my ass. You get a mention today because of it.
Jeff from Orange, CA:
It seems that tons of praise is being thrown at Jalen Ramsey, and perhaps deservedly so, but what are the risks of a sophomore slump? In other words, were there any weaknesses you could point out in Ramsey from last year that opposing teams could look to exploit now that there is a year’s worth of NFL film on him that could be studied?
Dick John: Ramsey’s biggest weakness is whatever Steve Smith says it is.
Zach from Jacksonville Beach:
Do you think Parnell could play right-guard?
Dick John: Why? Doesn’t he suck enough where he is?
Thrill from The ‘Ville:
Which do you think is a better strategy, having your shutdown corner mirror the other team’s No. 1 receiver in order to limit his production, or having him mirror the other team’s No. 2 receiver to shut him down completely and roll the double team over to the No. 1 for the whole game?
Dick John: (Finally a semi-decent question about actual football. Oh shit. I have nothing knowledgeable to say.) What do you think?
Bob from Accounting:
The Jaguars have the most losses in a six-year stretch than any NFL team ever. I have yet to hear anyone acknowledge this. Why?
Dick John: Because we aren’t allowed to you fucking asstard. KHAN KNOWS ALL.
Chris from Section 437:
Everyone is thinking way too much about this contract thing. There is a reason why players negotiate for the guaranteed money. Wait for it … It’s guaranteed! The rest of the contract years are the team’s side. If the player is a bust, it’s bad for the team. If he’s great, the team may have got a good deal. But either way the guaranteed money was what the player was worth at the time of signing.
Dick John: If there is one thing most of you are doing, it isn’t thinking.
Tucker from Gatlinburg, TN:
Do you see Bortles in the film room? He has to Manning the film room if he wants to be our future.
Dick John: I see Bortles in the film room all the time. He sure does love watching Snow White. Hi Ho, Hi Ho. It’s high balls that I throw.
Charlie from Fort Mill, SC:
Hey John, tell me exactly why I should respect Shadrick. Give me one good reason.
Dick John: He has a bigger dick than you. How’s that?
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
I keep reading on other sites that most of Blake Bortles’ touchdowns in 2015 came in “garbage time.” Is that actually true? I know some of them had to, but we were in a lot of games that season, too.
John: The touchdowns-in-garbage-time theme with Bortles is one of those things that has been repeated so much it’s now accepted as gospel without a thought that it might not be absolutely true. It is true many of Bortles’ touchdowns that season came late in games. In some cases – as with three second-half touchdown passes in a late-season loss to the Saints, for example – the touchdowns came with the game out of hand. In other cases – as with his five-touchdown performance in a loss at Tennessee – the Jaguars were close enough throughout that the touchdowns can’t correctly be discounted. The great majority of Bortles’ career touchdown passes have come with the Jaguars trailing, but you know what? The Jaguars have trailed in most games during his career – and Bortles isn’t completely to blame for that. I personally don’t care that much about Bortles’ touchdowns total from 2015, and never did. I thought he showed flashes that season, but that overall he needed to improve in several key areas last season. He didn’t improve enough, and he enters 2017 still needing to make the same improvements. Focus on whether the Jaguars are converting third- and manageable situations next season. Keep an eye on whether Bortles is managing the pocket better than in his first few seasons. Look to see if he is putting the ball where his receivers can catch it and defenders can’t. Check if he is avoiding interceptions on early downs and in third-and-manageables. If he is doing those things, he will improve – and the guess here is that will lead to a better touchdown-interception ratio and a lot more victories.
Pro Football Focus (everyone’s favorite source) ranks our offensive line as 13th in the league. Is that how you see it?
John: I can’t rank it that high. Yet.
After signing multi-million dollar contracts, players should be responsible enough on their own to put in place their own protections. Looking at past cases where players file bankruptcy because they have spent more money than I’ll ever make in my life, you would think someone might be warned. Furthermore, how come the NFL has literally gotten so out of hand that players are warranted making hundreds of millions for playing a game? I love football but I believe that type of money could be better spent.
John: It’s an easy and common reaction to see a once-wealthy player go bankrupt and say, “How could that happen? Did they not learn from others’ experience?” The reality is there are many factors pulling very young people in a lot of directions, and young people don’t always learn from others’ mistakes. I’m not suggesting people cry for players who lose money, but neither do I think the situations merit derision or ridicule. As for the money players make, I don’t consider NFL player salaries “out of hand.” This is a country in which people are allowed to make what the market will bear. The market dictates that some professional athletes get paid a princely – nay, kingly – amount of money. Could it be “better-spent?” I suppose, but sports are big business and the people who are the best at that business make a lot of money. It doesn’t sit well with some people, and it doesn’t seem fair. But hey … life ain’t always fair these days. I can’t remember a time that it was.
Johnny-O, the Jaguars have been terrible and awful … actually they have been terrawful the last six seasons. Nothing will change this season with Blaine Bortles at the helm. Sorry, I misspelled Blake Bortles. When will we start talking in this column about the 2018 NFL Draft? I put the over/under at Week 8 of the season.
John: OK.
Whatever bet you lost to Shadrick must have been a big one. Is it hard to stomach being so nice for so long?
John: It doesn’t take losing a bet to realize that J.P. Shadrick is a fine, upstanding member of the jaguars.com staff and he deserves – nay, commands – our respect. I’d appreciate it in the future if our readers remember this.
For what it’s worth, the guitar riff in The Alarm’s “Rescue Me” is one of the greatest in rock history. Look it up, kiddies. I’m sure it’s on the YouTube.
John: If a man can’t change a world these days, I still believe a man can change his own destiny.
I am beginning to wonder if Branden Albert will be the starting left tackle. We need to win NOW and Albert doesn’t seem to get it. All he has done so far is prove to the new regime that he is lazy (showed up out of shape) and unprepared (had not spent much time in the playbook). His lack of preparation coupled with non-communication went over like a lead balloon with Coughlin and Marrone. He looks more like a player that is ready to retire than one who is ready to compete with a hungry and talented rookie – Cam Robinson. Do you think Albert will be ready when training camp starts? If not, do you think he will beat out Robinson for left tackle? If he loses the competition for left tackle do you think he will still be on the team?
John: Albert actually does get it. He is a 10-year NFL veteran and his job isn’t to get ready or be shape or even show up for voluntary offseason activities. His job is to be prepared and in shape when the Jaguars play real games next season, and if he does that, Executive Vice President of Football Operations Tom Coughlin and Head Coach Doug Marrone will like him fine. I think Albert will be ready when training camp starts, and I think he will be the starting left tackle. If he loses the competition, then yeah … it’s a possibility he wouldn’t be around. I don’t see that scenario taking place.
Q: “Are we not men?”
John: Of course we’re not. We are Devo.
What if rookie contracts were shorter, but had team options at a pay raise – like first-round picks, or teams had a Bird rights-like clause similar to the NBA? Thinking three-year contracts across the board, plus top-15 positional average option for an additional year or two. Seems like that would be better for the average player, palatable for teams, although worse for sub-par players.
John: I get the idea that teams and the NFL Players Association like the current system when it comes to rookies. It solved two major issues – ludicrous rookie salaries and rookie holdouts – and drafted players are eligible to renegotiate contracts after three seasons. I don’t know that there is a perfect system, but this is pretty palpable compared to the previous one.
I must say that J.P. Shadrick is a fine, upstanding member of the jaguars.com staff and he deserves – nay, commands – our respect. I’d appreciate it in the future if our readers remember this.
John: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I am just a fan-n-the-attic (fanatic) and I am yelling down the access door to ask this question. If a player signs a $20 million contract and receives a $10 million dollar signing bonus does he get $30 million in total?
John: Not necessarily. While there are many factors such as workout bonuses, incentives and the like that ultimately determine how a player is paid, NFL players usually sign contracts in which they receive an up-front signing bonus and a yearly salary over the life of that contract. If the contract calls for a $10 million signing bonus and four years of the player earning $5 million a season, that generally would be reported as a “$30 million contract.” The player definitely would receive the $10 million signing bonus and almost definitely would play the first season and receive that $5 million. Because NFL contracts aren’t guaranteed, the player would then need to be on the roster each of the final three seasons to receive the $5 million salary for each season. It’s quite often the case that NFL players are released before the end of their contracts. Hence, the importance in the NFL of signing bonuses and big money in the early years of contracts. It is in that part of the contract where a players’ financial security can be found.
Big O, from a lifelong Vikings fan, it is still offensive pass interference.
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JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …