Disgusted from Jacksonville:
Breaks a Jaguars computer by jizzing all over the screen watching porn, and then blames it on Oehser. #ShadrickSighting
John: He can’t even control himself.
O-zone reader from Jacksonville:
Dressed in drag while jacking off in public. #OzoneSightings
John: Yep.
Sour grapes from Space:
I didn’t wanna marry Kimi anyway. She was a Bitch.
John: I didn’t wanna marry my wife, but she tricked me(with sex). And divorce is expensive.
Whitney from Jacksonville:
You know you raped me, John. You’re going to prison for a long time.
John: Shut the fuck up Bitch. No one’s gonna believe you.
Little girl from Jacksonville:
hey fuckhead
Shadrick: Hey.
JPO from Jacksonville:
So did u fuck er?
John: Indeed, lol.
Observant from Jacksonville:
Playing a solo in a band called J.P. and the Circle Jerks. #ShadrickSighting
Warren: HE WAS MASTURBATING!
SadLady from Los Angeles:
He told me he was gay. We were dancing(the song was One night in Bangkok). And then….he raped me.
John: LOL. SHOOTS ONE OFF.
MikeHunt from Jacksonville:
How many hoes ya gotta support?
John: I lost count. Pimpin’ aint easy.
JackHoff:
Remember that time u tried to have gay sex with yourself? lolrofllmao
John: Fuck Off!
HJT from Modville:
Motherfucker.
John: Father Fucker.
GetSerious from JagTown:
O-man, this is no time for dickin’ around
John: Shhoots one off.
Axl from Guns n Roses:
You’re nothin but a fuckin’ pussy.
John: So sayeth the Rocket Queen himself.
Spyman from Jagville:
Says he’ll clean your yard when you’re gone, but has an affair with your wife instead. #ShadrickSighting
John: I’M GONNA KILL THAT BASTARD!
Clown from ClownTown:
Oehser, u have a dopey grin kinda like Al Bundy’s that says, I could rape you and get away with it.
John: Thanks.
Bonar fide from Jacksonville:
Yankee doodle went to town, a-ridin’ on a boner.
John: Shoots one off.
Observant from Jacksonville:
Oesher, u put the ‘ass’ in asinine.
John: Don’t make me kick your ass!
CharlieGotye from the Land of Perverts:
O, you’re just somebody that I used to blow.
O, you’re just somebody that I used to blow.
John: You enjoyed that, didn’t ya?
WerewolfHunter from Jacksonville:
Why r u howling at the moon?
John: I have no idea.
Boo from Jacksonville:
What’s your favorite Halloween memory?
John: That time Shadrick got wasted, dressed up as a princess, and went Trick-or Treating.