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JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
Mike from Jacksonville:
What can you tell us about Dante Fowler Jr.? How concerned should we be?
Dick John: I am no more in the know than dipshits like you reading internet articles. The fucker was already a bust and this just solidifies that.
Jim from Chuluota, FL:
Please send Mr. Fowler to Principal Coughlin’s office.
Dick John: That is very clever. Take you all day to think of?
Brian from Staten Island, NY:
Say it ain’t so, O. Just wanted your thoughts on the Fowler situation. I guess we can’t pass judgment until the whole story comes out, but this is looking like a major blow to the defensive line. What say you, O man?
Dick John: This is far from a major blow. If Yannick was in trouble, maybe. This sack of shit just lowers our depth a little.
Mac from Jacksonville:
Offseason No. 1: Tears ACL. Offseason No. 2: TMZ video of him refereeing a cat fight. Offseason No. 3: Arrested for assault. The guy makes way too many headlines in the offseason and far too few on the field.
Dick John: Hard to make headlines on the field when you miss 1 of 2 seasons, I will say that. However, yes he did in fact suck in his one year on the field.
Charles from Savannah, GA:
Why should Dante remain a Big Cat?
Dick John: 1st off. FUCK YOU. Anybody named Charlie or Charles or anything like that automatically gets one of those. Also, fuck you you stupid cunt. We are about as far from Big Cat as they get. We are little baby kittens still sucking on its mom’s tit right now we are so pathetic. Big Cat. Fuck out of here with that shit.
David from Maplewood, NJ:
John, felt the need to add my voice to what I am sure is an overwhelming chorus in the inbox. Fowler … really? Really, dude? C’mon, man!
Dick John: I am so glad you added your voice to the mix. Highly original and thought provoking issues you raised.
Old Skool from Banner Elk, NC:
Here we go!! Dante “the Bust” Fowler another bonehead incident! He’s like the Justin Blackmon of DE!! Will he be disciplined? I wish the Jags would just cut ties with him and move on! He will never be more than what he showed last year, and the team doesn’t need his distractions!! Kirk out!
Dick John: I agree 100%. Fuck Dante.
Phone from Da Burg:
Well, I guess the Jags will be without Dante Fowler Jr for the first four games of the season! Just as well … he’s horrible. I don’t want to hear “if he could just learn some moves,” ” but he was injured his rookie year.” Like my Granpappy always said , ” If if’s and but’s were cookies and nuts it’d be Christmas all year long!”
Dick John: Tell your granpappy to go and die already.
Jeff from Jacksonville:
Have you ever seen a team handle a quarterback the way the Redskins are handling “Kurt” Cousins? They could have locked him up at a cheaper contract the last two years that Cousins would have happily signed. They waited too long, Derek Carr got a deal that reset the market, and now it looks like Cousins has all but lost interest in staying there. You always say it’s all about the quarterback, but it looks like that’s only true for 31 of the 32 teams.
Dick John: I barely like answering football questions about the team I cover. What in the fuck makes you think I have ANY interest in answering questions about another team?
The Third from Boston, MA:
To add to your response to Rob from KC: it is true that the American impact on this era of tennis has been limited, but “Golden Era” might not be a strong enough phrase. Three of the top five men’s grand slam winners all are active right now, and have amassed those grand slam records within a 14-year run. That is simply incredible, and makes me very excited that I get to watch them when I cross a trip to the US Open off my bucket list in a month.
Dick John: Fuck you. Bragging about going to the US Open to me. I couldn’t give 2 fucks about your damn bucket list.
Justice from Jacksonville:
So, John: What do you think will happen if Allen Robinson and Marqise Lee both ball out this year? With the acquisition of Dede Westbrook, would that mean Allen Hurns could be the odd-man out next season?
Dick John: We would most definitely keep DeDe over Hurns. That is a given. Dede fits our team personality very well. We need more Dante’s and Dede’s.
Robert from Oneonta:
John, is Kirk Cousins a quarterback the Jags might look at now or in the future? The issues in Washington seem … complicated.
Dick John: As long as Dave the Dumbass Douchebag is here, Blake is the only QB you need to worry about starting for us.
Glen from Orange Park, FL:
I created a “slew” of follow-up questions. Such a feeling of accomplishment and celebrity. Is this how it feels to be you?
Dick John: Is answering questions from retards the sign that you’ve made it?