Gay John Oehser Senior writer jaguars.com Follow John on twitter Like The O-Zone on facebook
JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
Is it the Sam or the Will backer that comes off the field in nickel situations? Just thinking with regards to the response you gave with Poz conveying knowledge on the field in real time about the defense. Could he not still do that, or would that be seen as stepping on Jack’s toes, so to speak?
Gay John: I don’t know about Sam or Will, but I do love me some good HJT and Charlie cum.
John, as mentioned by Pedal Bin, it is the Dead Zone. So, with that in mind … you can see one concert. Not time-machine concerts; only current active bands. You can see them anywhere (Wembley Stadium or Royal Albert Hall or Madison Square Garden). Who do you see and where?
Gay John: I’m really into any concert as long as I’m with HJT and Charlie. They both love Madonna, so let’s go with that.
John, I totally understand when you belittle fans sometimes. It’s because you get belittled at home and take it out on us. It’s OK to ask for a hug sometimes.
Gay John: HJT, Charlie and I know all about little things at home, but we all love each other because if it.
There was breaking news recently that President Trump likes two scoops of ice cream when dining with guests who get one scoop of ice cream. When you dine with guests, are you the type of person who likes three scoops while you get none or like giving your guests three scoops each while you get none?
Gay John: It is better to give than to receive so I make sure to always give HJT and Charlie as many loads of cream as I can.
Johnny Boy, I would like to tell you the story of when Tony Boselli came to Waycross for the Jaguars’ team promotions a few years ago. He stopped in at the BBQ restaurant I worked at, because Jeff Lageman told him to try it before he left Waycross. He was very nice and friendly with everyone who approached him. He signed autographs for all my workers who asked, took photographs with customers and signed autographs for them also. He is an outstanding person and wonderful representative of the Jaguars’ organization. He is very humble, so here’s another one for Mr. Boselli.
Gay John: I would like to tell you the story of how HJT, Charlie and I met, but sadly I just remember assless chaps and lots of viagra.
John, on Senior Moments you mentioned you weren’t concerned much about Blake Bortles’ mechanics because you felt that even last year they were good enough to get by. You said it was his decision-making that was the issue. I’d certainly agree with that assessment. But what can you do about it? Is there really a way to work on that? Or is that just something that he’ll either fix or not by himself? I admit I am not optimistic. Seems like if he were capable of making better decisions it would have happened by now.
Gay John: You are right, mechanics can always be taught. I taught HJT and Charlie the right pumping mechanics that I promise you.
#SunPass #NeverForget
Gay John: I could never forget where HJT, Charlie and I met. Such great memories, most of which I can’t share.
John, I was wondering recently if the NFL will ever do away with the eight-division format they have now and simply divide it into two sixteen-team leagues where the best records end up in the playoffs. What brought this to my attention is the apparent trend of teams “tanking” for higher draft picks creating an unfair advantage for teams within the same division as those tanking for that season. What are your thoughts on this?
Gay John: More is ALWAYS better. Get as many people, I mean teams, in this gaybang, I mean division, as possible.
What are the chances we can pick up Jimmy Garoppolo in free agency next year? Do you think that would be a good idea for the team so we could focus on defense or offensive line in the draft?
Gay John: Jimmy is such a cutie, but he isn’t Dave’s style. Dave likes the dumb, balding ones.
With Doug Marrone wanting a run-heavy offense, could you see the Allens and Lee looking for a pass-heavy team when their contracts come due? l would hate to lose them, but they all want the ball as far as career stats. Do you think we could keep all three or do you think Allen Robinson might look elsewhere?
Gay John: Trust me on this. Nobody wants to catch as many balls as me. A-Rob will be fine.
Two questions O-Man: Do you think the Jags will go with three quarterbacks again this year? And if Blake Bortles struggles again (which I don’t think he will), do you think timing will determine who they turn to? For example, if they make a change early in the season, they go with Chad Henne for his experience, but if it is towards the end of the year, they go with Branden Allen to see if he could be the quarterback for the future?
Gay John: Blake will be our guy forever.(Sorry just doesn’t get any gayer than that. No other lines necessary.)
John, I believe the center position is second most critical on the offensive line just behind left tackle. Are good centers typically hard to find in free agency and do many teams have the same opinion as me?
Gay John: I’ve never once had an issue finding a good center to get behind and just enjoy that ass.
I understand ESPN and other news outlets are covering all 32 teams and not just the Jags, but ESPN showed our starting defense and had Fowler and Day starting and Poz still at middle. Then an online article was raving about how good Cam Robinson will be at right tackle until he is ready. Why must they fake news us, O man?
Gay John: Fake news is everywhere. The losers at Jags4life try to spread fake news that HJT is a bad guy.
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