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JACKSONVILLE – Let’s get to it …
This site Stinks.
John: Get the hell outta here!
Wanna have sex?
John: Get Bent!
I didn’t wanna marry Kimi anyway. She was a Bitch.
John: LOL.
I belong to the church of Jesus Christ…
John: lol. me too.
Oh, joy. Feels like a two hamster day!
John: I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds perverse.
Is it true you’re an abusive raging alcoholic?
John: So what’s wrong with that?
Silent all these years…I was raped.
John: LOL.
So I hear you had sex with Mick Jagger, Marilyn Manson, and the lead singer of Ugly Kid Joe.
John: Shut the Fuck up.
YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY!
John: If your stupid dog hadn’t shit all over my lawn, I wouldn’t have ran him over.
How do you feel Doug will do as a coach, long-term?
John: Then there was that time I took a dump on my neighbor’s lawn. And his dumb dog ate it. ROFL
So I hear you made love to Richard Kind, and the lead singer of your grandma.
John: Stahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp. Just Stop.
Oehser, do you know why I can’t stop smiling? I just made love to a supermodel!
John: And then you woke up.
CUMputer.
John: LOL. SHOOTS ONE OFF.
Is it true you killed your wife?
John: Shhhh. That’s between me and my dead wife.
I just came!
John: Confuckoffulations.
So I hear you offended your wife when you passed gas during sex.
John: Shit happens.
Cumming on a drum. #ShadrickSighting
John: He’s a horny bastard. Almost anything gets him off.
Will you marry me?