Tran man
Seinfeld from New York
What’s the deal with tits?
John: They’re fun to look at and squeeze.
Observant from Jacksonville
Why did u have sex with the Fedex guy?
John: He had a nice package.
Acidhead from Acidville
HELP! I’M BEING RAPED BY A GIANT GRAPE!
John: Don’t worry; that’s just Shadrick. He’s harmless.
Charlie from gayville
Tug me off, will ya?
John: Tug you off? What are ya, British?
Chad from Nickelback
Haven’t you heard don’t hit a lady? Kicking your ass would be a pleasure.
John: Nickelback sucks.
Oehserbation from Ozone
You raped a blind lady?!
John: She didn’t see it coming!
Disgusted from Jacksonville
Raping barbie dolls after getting rejected by the pretty ladies. #shadricksighting
John: He’s a real loser.
Disgusted from Jacksonville
Grunting and moaning while banging Khan. #caldwellsighting
John: He’s a proud homosexual.
Disgusted from Jacksonville
I realize yer a mean old cocksucker.
John: If I give head, how could I be mean?
Tranny from Trannyville
Do u ever look at yourself naked in the mirror and pretend you have lady parts?
John: Every day!